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humansofnewyork:

‎”Now for the million dollar question.”"What’s that?""Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?""No, I didn’t.""OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.""Well, there is good news.""What’s that?""I broke it playing Quidditch."

humansofnewyork:

‎”Now for the million dollar question.”
"What’s that?"
"Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?"
"No, I didn’t."
"OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption."
"Well, there is good news."
"What’s that?"
"I broke it playing Quidditch."

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thechocolatebrigade:

Alexander McQueen buckled oxford

thechocolatebrigade:

Alexander McQueen buckled oxford

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my clank goes back to his breeder tomorrow

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bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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quietlydepraved:

pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

How ~refined~

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mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

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toastradamus:

all ready for easter

toastradamus:

all ready for easter

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the worst customer yet: flossed her teeth while paying for her stuff

like, chewed on the floss while she was getting her debit out and then went back to flossing while I put her stuff in the bag

WHO RAISED YOU

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humansofnewyork:

"I was a school teacher for all my life, but I had to leave when I went blind. It was tough for me because I’d helped so many other people’s kids, and then when my own kids got to high school, I couldn’t see enough to help them with their homework. But everything turned out all right though. This one’s on the way to join her sister at the University of Albany!"

humansofnewyork:

"I was a school teacher for all my life, but I had to leave when I went blind. It was tough for me because I’d helped so many other people’s kids, and then when my own kids got to high school, I couldn’t see enough to help them with their homework. But everything turned out all right though. This one’s on the way to join her sister at the University of Albany!"

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local-shop:

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

Yup

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kateordie:

partofanunbalancedbreakfast:

fantasticgirlreadscomics:

Once upon a time Matt and Chip made a beautiful cover for the 4th printing of issue #1 of Sex Criminals. This beautiful cover captured the imagination of brimpers everywhere, including myself and my lovely coworker Heather (@girlblunders). The situation has since escalated nicely.

Welcome to Brimpception!

This is beautiful, and I hope that fourth picture becomes a future Sex Criminals cover someday.

My girls!!! My boys!!!